Kayaking on Lake Union
Saturday, 7/21
While everyone else slept off long days of travel, I got up
early the next morning to get in a hike before the events of the day[i].
A few blocks down the street was the Washington Park Arboretum, which seemed
like a nice easy morning jaunt. I had the place practically to myself at 6:30
in the morning, so I spent an enjoyable couple hours exploring its patches of
dense Pacific forest[ii]
and cultivated gardens. Seattle has some pretty incredible public spaces and
wildlife; so much so that what I had intended as a quick hike turned into a 5
mile round trip. However, I made it back in time to join the rest of the crew
for breakfast before we got started with the events of the day.
Washington Park
Arboretum, Awesome Arboretum Grafitti, House in the Woods, Wildflower, Flowering
Plant, Garden flowers, Pond Reflection, Song Sparrow, Anna’s Hummingbird,
Northern Flicrk, Bewick’s Wren, Cooper’s Hawk Fledgling, Capitol Hill
neighborhood, Capitol Hill Neighborhood.
The plan was for everyone to go kayaking together during the
day, and then split by gender for the night’s bachelor/bachelorette festivities[iii].
We met everyone at Lake Union, rented some kayaks and took off. Lake Union is
pretty busy, traffic wise, so there was some dodging of seaplanes, power craft,
and the like, but it is broad and flat, and has some fantastic views of
Seattle. We paddled past Gasworks Park[iv],
saw some outstandingly fancified houseboats, skirted through a straight channel
at the University of Washington[v],
and finally made our way over to the northern reaches of the same
arboretum/park I’d been to earlier that morning. We got off the main bay, and
meandered through the park greenery by water. While I didn’t dare bring my big
camera, I was able to slip my phone camera out once in a while to get some pictures
of the day. Pretty famished after a decently long paddle, we stopped for a
sandwich[vi]
and ate an outdoor park along the water before heading back to the homestead[vii]
for the evening revelries.
Waterfront Scene,
Kayaking on Lake Union, Kayaking on Lake Union (II), Lake Union Shipyard,
Fancy-ass Houseboat, The Justin!, Kate Kayaking, Kayaking on Lake Union, Water
Lily, Dave and his Kayak.
We got ready for the evening, which for the gentlemen
consisted primarily of naps and showers. The ladies, however, began elaborate
dressing and bride hazing preparations involving a wide array of food (no
small portion of which was penis-themed).
From the snippets I’ve heard, the ladies’ evening was
nonstop revelry and risqué shenanigans, but I do believe I am sworn to secrecy
on that account. I can only report that the gentlemen did it up classy style[viii].
We started out with a trip to casino in Snoqualmie. I brought a new fedora
specifically for this[ix]…
because in my head, casino still equals Frank Sinatra in the original Oceans
11. Those days are, alas, gone. While the place was really quite nice, these
are no longer the days of sharp suits and fancy cocktails. It was a little more
Walmart up in there than it was The Sands. But hey, it’s all a state of mind,
and it was a good time regardless[x]. The evening[xi]
continued on through such gentlemanly endeavors as a fantastic dinner at a nice
Tapas restaurant (served by a Japanese-speaking Caucasian waitress) and a
couple nightcaps after that[xii].
Casino!,
Ring-a-ding-ding.
Notes:
[i]
This is pretty standard for me. I’m not one for sleeping in in general, and
especially not on vacations. Combine that with a penchant for wildlife chasing
and photography in general, and it doesn’t take much to get me out in the
morning. Good light plus active animals plus a feeling of getting to see more
of a place is reason enough for me. Also, as much as I love hiking with other
people, hiking by myself afford me the opportunity to take as much time as I
want to take a picture, or check out a toad, or to go whatever wandering,
ambling route I feel like. I am prone to wandering.
[ii]
Including some huge Sequoias. Or maybe they were Redwoods? The thing to take
out of this is that they were huge ^*&^%^& trees. The juxtaposition of dainty Victorian
gardenscaping and massive coastal trees was pretty cool. Like putting a Bichon
Frise next to a Great Dane.
[iii]
When I started to compute the number of hours we’d be out and about and active
that day, I started to realize that maybe a 3.5 hour hike at 6:30 in the morning
hadn’t been the smartest idea…
[iv]
An old gasworks site converted to public park. We’d been there previously.
Between gasworks, underground tunnels of
vice (Seattle has an underground below grade level, of which we took a tour.
Seamy history + abandoned places = awesome), and trolleys, half of Seattle
seems to be an unintentional love letter to steampunkish affectations.
[v]
The traversing of which was somewhat harrowing…two boat traffic lanes in a
narrow channel left little room for kayaks; massive wakes didn’t help.
[vi]
The food was great except for the beet salad I ordered as a side. I thought it
would be a salad with beets. Turns out, it was just beets. In sauce. A very
large, very purple mass of beets. No one likes beets that much, guys. Other
people also ordered, and were surprised by, the beets. There was a concerted
effort to get some of the beets pawned off on the other people in attendance.
It didn’t work very well.
[vii]
One of my uncles was in town that week, and I had hoped to meet up with him
after getting a surprise message from them while hiking that morning.
Unfortunately, the timing just didn’t work out.
[viii]
Except for a groom shirt-signing by an unfortunate group of middle-aged ladies
at the casino, who hadn’t yet become acquainted with subtlety.
[ix]
Yes I know that’s dorky. Yes I know that if this was the Hangover, I’d be Zak
Galifinakis’ character. I don’t get out much. If I want to wear a Sinatra-esque
fedora to class up an evening, I’m going to.
[x] I
actually did pretty well at Blackjack, winning 50 or 60 bucks. My luck was less
pronounced at the slots. I remember slots from childhood trip to Vegas, and
like, every movie ever, as being the old style, with three cherries and such.
No such thing anymore, apparently. Try as I might I could completely not make
out any logical combination of the flashing noises, images, and panoply of
moving parts on the video screens. There were multiple columns, with lines
writhing among them, and indecipherably fast video blips and seemingly
uncoordinated sounds. Some of the regulars in our party were doing just fine. I
sat down at one, put in $5, and on my first pull, all the buzzers went off.
Woohoo! I won…….$1.36? Ok, well let’s give it another pull. What’s that? I used
up all my credits on one pull, and need to insert another $5 dollars on this “
five cent” machine? I was very very confused. I asked one of the attendants if
they had any of the old style variety. He just laughed and shook his head at
me. Even the fedora couldn’t make me good at slots. Some people in my party
tried to explain it, but naivete and bourbon confounded the learning experience
for me.
[xi]
While the evening continued, the picture taking did not. Or at least, the
picture taking pursuant to blog posting did not.
[xii]
Though, at some point we ended up at a gay bar that was the sparsest thing I’ve
ever seen. If memory serves me (admitting this was several shot of tequila into
the evening of a very very long day), it was primarily a large white cube of a
room with a very large, unadorned bar on one side. It was like an Apple store,
but with less hipsters and more booze. In other words, a marked improvement on
an Apple store. However, the place was
packed, mostly with gentlemen who were pretty serious about getting their
collective dance on. There was a large cube (or more?) in the middle of the
room on which one fellow was dancing. The one thought that was going through my
head was, “I wonder how it’s decided who gets to dance on the little platform”.
3 comments:
Generally, one just gets on the little platform during a brief opportunity, and then refuses to surrender their spot the entire night. Sometimes the platform dancers are encouraged (by which I mean "shoved") to leave the platform and give someone else a turn, but there are no actual formal or informal social rules.
(Back when I was younger and skinnier and had more hair, I frequented a number of gay bars with similar setups.)
"In other words a marked improvement over an apple store." :)
It was a happenin' place, with great bartenders, especially given the mass of people there.
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