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Thursday, February 28, 2013

The Art and Agitation of Landscapes


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Agricultural kaleidoscope

Before I was exiled from Eden moved to Texas, I had the same conception of it shared by most northerners…a vast expanse of desert populated by longhorns, grizzled cowfolk, and oil derricks[i]. And while there’s a Gibraltar-sized kernel of truth in that assessment, the actual geography of Texas is fairly varied.

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The vastly flat plains of northern Texas, the verdant river bottomlands, the hardscrabble scrublands of the Hill Country, The sort-of mountains of West Texas, the dense forests and lakes of the East Texas Pineywoods, and the immense and scarred coastal wetlands[ii].  The land types of Texas are as varied as the ways in which we’ve gone about mucking them up.

While it’s impressive in its, well, bigness, what’s equally impressive is the extent to which we’ve modified massive bits of it; creating green swathes in the desert, altering the course of rivers, and building sprawling cities that can be seen from space. The human geography of Texas is as much a part of the landscape as the processes of time, water and wind.

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For example, Houston, which is easily visible from space. It’s the outlined massive grey blob against the surrounding green.600+ square miles of sprawling impervious cover; larger than many prominent “natural” features of the landscape (impact craters, etc.)

I’ve always loved maps. Mostly because they fundamentally change the way our brains think of our environs. Ever since I was a kid there was something about looking at places on maps that fired up the imagination. The advent of aerial and satellite imagery adds an even deeper dimension to that experience.  I work a lot with maps in my job, so I get used to seeing things from the 20,000 foot view. Every once in a while, I see something in an aerial/satellite image that just amazes me. But I think I’ve come to also appreciate that our familiar landscapes, even those most mundane and unexciting from the ground, can turn into unintentional art when viewed from above. It makes for an interesting juxtaposition with the consideration of the scale of our impact on the land. 

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The Leucke woods are one of my favorite Texas landscapes, especially since there are so many contrasting legends as to the reason they exist. Look carefully at the lower edge of the photo…you’ll see the city of Smithville. This should give you an idea of the size of this man-made alteration. Some stories claim the rancher did it as part of a property dispute, some say he just felt like it. However, it is apparently the largest of its kind, at 3100 feet long and 1700 feet wide. It’s so large, astronauts have used it to calibrate camera technology from space. You can see a flyover of it here. This is just pure, unadulterated Texas, writ large (literally.)


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Rice Farming was a predominant activity of a large portion of southeastern Texas until the bottom went out of the market and water got scarce. Rice fields have internal baffles and contours that appear as mounded lines from the ground, but take on an artificial but beautiful pattern from above. The irony is that they look like topo maps, though they are often in areas with little or no actual topographical change.


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Water Dragons - According to Texas lore, Caddo Lake on its eastern border is the only natural, non-horseshoe, lake in Texas. While this is arguably inaccurate, what is true is that the majority of lakes in Texas are the result of damming projects on rivers. The vast lakes of eastern Texas[iii] are almost all reservoirs. The scale of this alteration of the land is hard to even comprehend for the left side of my brain. Luckily, the right side of my brain thinks that the characteristic reservoir shape (long, linear, jagged edges mirroring the drainage basins of the surrounding land) look like some sort of land-bound dragons roaming across the landscape[iv].


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The Bolivar Peninsula extends eastward from the entrance of Galveston Bay. At its western tip, a massive jetty thrusts out into the Gulf to protect the narrow entrance to Galveston Bay from sediment carried by the currents moving down to the southwest. The jetty is an amazing 5 miles long and has drastically altered the transport of sediment along the Gulf[v]. North of the jetty, the sediment buildup has created vast mudflats, beaches and marshes, yielding an immensely productive Audubon shorebird sanctuary.


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Agriculture has long been the backbone of Texas, and there is no landscape that has remained untamed, save the most mountainous extremes. Regions of agricultural fields form a mosaic patchwork on the land, and stand out in stark contrast along the Rio Grande River and in the arid regions of west Texas r[vi]. The ability to carve out green swathes in dry and dusty land speaks as much to perseverance and Texas’ history as it does to the coming firestorm of water scarcity. Yet again, my right brain takes a break from such weighty left brain considerations to see the sad beauty of these contrasts when viewed from above.  


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Oil and Texas are inextricably bound in reality as well as popular image. The pictures above show, in deceasing altitude, the vast expanse of oil/gas fields in Texas. When I first flew over west Texas, I thought it curious that so many seeming suburban developments had this odd circuit board appearance. It wasn’t until later that I learned that what I assumed to be remote developments were just the uniform, sprawling well fields. Vast plains of derricks, moving in unison to some unending primordial rhythm.

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On the other end of things are the lunar landscapes of the refinery industry of the coast. As much as the scale of the land devoted a single, unyielding purpose staggers the mind, the view from above is fascinating. It’s like someone modeled the surface of the Death Star in unimaginably large Legos.

 It’s landscapes like that that make me take some comfort that the environs of my less-than-beloved place in this vast state remain a little greener than most[vii].

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The sprawl-oases of Barker and Addicks Reservoirs, and the linear Terry Hershey Park. House marked with yellow star. 




[i] Admittedly, a good chunk of Texas is exactly this.
[ii] The small “wave” like features in the open water are some sort of man-made baffles or breakwaters. This is a great example of the scope and extent that we have altered the coastal wetlands, mostly for oil production. What’s interesting is how much has been altered, and how few people know what these structures once were. Where I hike on the coast, there are a myriad of these remnants, seemingly without purpose or explanation, like artifacts of another civilization or alien graffiti. The Texas coast, for all its growth and buzz is a place swarming with the ghosts of its past, carved indelibly on the land.
[iii] Again, most of which are visible from space
[iv] From top, Lakes Tawakoni and Travis
[v] Though admittedly, this is balanced in some part by the fact that much more sediment flow out of our rivers than is natural. Some river mouths have actually been closed by sediment from upcurrent rivers, forcing water into the inter-coastal waterway than runs parallel to the shore (itself a massive engineering project, running the entire length of the Texas coast.
[vi] Second and third photos, respectively
[vii] That’s of course when stupid left brain breaks in with concerns about location and equity of the economics of where people live. 

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

DIY Desk, Part III


A bit over a year ago we decided that, having far too much free time and excess funds, it was time we bought a house to relieve us of both. Having been cooped in an apartment for the better part of a decade, we had a dearth of furniture[i]. When we moved into our relatively larger new space I decided I needed an equally new desk[ii]. As I’ve written about previously, the idea of a DIY wood desk was sparked by seeking something I liked in the store and thinking those four damnable words “I could build that!”
 
I spent some time figuring out what I wanted and and how to build it. I acquired tools…manly tools. Tools brimming with the shiny electric promise of power, craftsmanship, and potential accidental dismemberment.  I perused lumber stores, read up on finishes, made 3d computer models, and started work on my trestle desk[iii].

And then changed my mind. A lot. I ended up ditching the trestle style for a passing infatuation with a “campaign” style desk I saw on a website. Many a tree was sacrificed to my mental vacillation. Hunks of mangled wood built up in the corners of my miniscule shop like misshapen children, mocking me with their little streaky, warped faces. I learned almost entirely by trial and error which is evident by the mixture of sawdust, blood, and tears that carpets every surface in our garage.

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Something went awry.

The final steps in the process were to assemble and finish the base, build and finish a new top out of pine and poplar edging, build drawers and install them, and finish the base in lacquer (shown below). So essentially, everything but cut the wood. The addition of a pocket hole jig and new drill helped a lot.  

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Constructing and finishing a new top.

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Finished top grain. A little streaky, by weathered look works for campaign style.

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Drilling pocket holes.

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Building and staining drawers.

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Finished drawers in place.

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Desk before final staining, lacquer application and hardware.

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Hardware attached, drawers partially open (they fit flush). Spreader on bottom still needs to be put in place.

Here at the tail end of the journey, I now have a functioning desk. Not perfect, not without flaw, but functioning. The one upside of going with a historical “campaign” style is that any flaw can be simply written off as “historic”. Issues with the finish? Historic! Slightly wobbly? Historic! Potentially cursed as a result of desperate pacts made with dark entities in some of my more desperate moments? Historic!


Notes:



[i] In conversations with friends, no one would buy that it was simply “minimalist” aesthetic, or at least not deliberately so.
[ii] My previous desk was also a DIY special, but one made without the benefit of such niceties as appropriate tools, plans, or common sense. More than one woodworker hissed and recoiled like a vampire from holy water when they saw it. 
[iii] I even put aside my ongoing blood fued with math long enough to figure out the angles and dimensions and such. Don’t get complacent, math. I still hate you. Just saying.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Spring, Houston style


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Spring blossoms.

Over the course of this week, I’ve had a chance to get out a few times for some quick walks after work. Spring is well into its hurried and fleeting greening of the landscape. Our winter species are on their way out, and early spring arrivals are starting to show up. The wildflowers will be establishing a beachhead soon, with bird migration pouring through in quick succession. The in-between time, however, is one of transitions.  The remnants of winter’s color palettes still draining slowly from the land, pushed out by the incessant creeping green. The skies still flare from fiery red to cooler blues at night, but our brief winter is decidedly in retreat in front of an even briefer spring.

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Departing American Goldfinch, Bare Winter Cypress

Spring hits hard and fast in Houston. The temperatures may tumble back and forth for a week or two, but once winter’s back is broken, spring doesn’t waste a whole lot of time. Buds burst from trees, and Green gallops across the fields. It’s not a teasing spring like up north…with hints of warmth on the wind, and the slow trickle of snowmelt. No hurried male pulses at those first sign of winter-whitened skin unleashed from strata of jackets and sweaters. It’s an efficient spring, in a hurry, unconcerned. Just like the City it sweeps over.

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Sunday, February 3, 2013

Brazos Bend Reflections


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One of the great things about volunteering at a local state park is that it meshes well with my loves of nature and photography. This is not surprising of course, as these were what lead to me being involved with the Brazos Bend State Park Volunteers, but it's a nice bonus. I know not every volunteering opportunity is equally soi. I was reflecting on that while I was down at the Park on Friday.

The morning hike went well, but the light was so fantastic, and the water was still as glass most of the day, so I ended up staying the entire day. Sadly, I was on the move most of the day hiking, but still managed to get a couple shots lined up in passing. Since I was reflecting on my experience at the Park, I thought it might be fitting to include some hike shots of actual reflections.

No more words, pretty pictures now.

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Notes
iA lot of volunteer work is more oriented toward making a difference in situations (homeless, etc.) that are not necessarily enjoyable for volunteers, outside of the internal reward. At least I'd hope it's not a matter of the same sort of hobby synergy... Regardless, I sometimes feel like I should be doing more volunteer work, even as busy as I am. I almost don't count what I do at the park, because I'd likely be down there quite a bit anyway, and it doesn't feel like work.   

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

The Comedy Stylings of the 83rd Texas Legislature


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Let’s go round up some bills, fellers…

The Texas Legislature is a venerable institution; a place of studied consideration of public policy. It is also peopled solely by Texans, who are occasionally seized by that unique Texas character that is a mix of independent spirit, fundamentalist zeal, and oddly polite velociraptor.

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She’s got that Texas Spirit. Or a wedgie. It’s hard to tell.

This inevitably leads to some eyebrow-raising legislation packed in among the loftier bills. Many are garden variety last gasps of mid-century American cultural hegemony, but once in a while they are some that are just particularly odd. Here are a few of my favorites from the new session so far, by topic. Some are bizarre, some are just overtly hostile, and some are just…Texas.

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Religion[i], like everything else, is big in Texas. Big megachurches, big influence, big hair on pastors’ wives. Unfortunately, sometimes it also means big-otry . This year actually has not seen a lot of truly crazy bills in the religion side of things, but the session isn’t over yet. Here’s what has been filed so far:

HB51 – allows the Ten Commandments to be displayed prominent in classrooms, regardless of whether the class has any relation to non-religious aspects of the Commandments[ii]. No such protections are offered for other religious dictates (5 pillars of Islam, etc.)

HB308 – allows people to use “traditional winter celebration” greetings in schools (Read: Christmas, and , begrudgingly, Hannukah). It does not include Kwanzaa, solstice, Festivus, etc[iii].  The bill also protects the right to erect Christmas displays[iv]. The greatest bit about this bill is its continuance of the ongoing theme of “legislation whose aim it is to cure perceived ills that don’t actually exist”.  Oddly “happy holidays”, the fury touchstone of the far right, is one of the protected greetings.

HB 285 – This bill prohibits universities from discriminating against professors who want to research and teach intelligent design. This essentially means that universities cannot stop a professor from teaching intelligent design in a biology class. It also potentially means that in hiring professors, a school may not be able to discriminate against candidates for a position even if they are teaching something completely against the accepted curriculum of that area of study. This is akin to hiring a nutrition teacher who advocates anorexia.

HB 288 – In unrelated contrast to its other xenophobic elements, HB 288 also contains a provision that emphasizes the separation of church and state…..but only in terms that the church should be completely autonomous from the state.


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Nowhere else does the Texas spirit of independence shine through quite so brightly[v] as their fondness for the firearm. Every time someone in Washington even says “gun” in passing conversation, there is a run on Texas guns and ammunition from crazed citizens SURE that the very next day black helicopters will swoop in to take their guns and leave them unable to defend themselves against robbers, rapists, and/or Joe Biden.  

In the face of school shootings and a serious national discourse on gun control, the general aim of Texas legislatiure is….well, completely in the opposite direction. Texas, once again, is doubling down on guns[vi].

HB 706/SB 182 – Got a firearm and a concealed carry permit, but having to face the heartbreak of leaving it behind when you go to school? No more! In an era of school shootings there is no better solution than to add a general fear that anyone you run into may be carrying a firearm. This is perfectly logical, because teenagers/young adults never act impulsively or irrationally in a way that would be dangerous to combine with firearms. Every frat party I ever went to was merely a sober salon in which we discussed 14th century French literature.

HB 700 –  Ok, fine, HB706, you think you’re head crazypants for bringing more guns to schools? Well meh, you’ve got nothing on me. I’m HB700, and I want to make it legal to carry your gun in the open if you have concealed carry permit. That’s right, we’re going back to the frontier days. What’s the point of packing that new penis compensator .44 Magnum if you can’t show it off to the world? Bet that barista in Starbucks won’t be so uppity now when I say Large instead of Venti. I’m getting downright gunslinger up in here.

HB 553 – Continuing the theme of open defiance to perceived federal  government overreach, this “second amendment preservation act” effectively says any federal gun control is a violation of the second amendment and won’t be accepted.  Any.  Not only that, it adds punishments for peace officers who carry out such laws in their role of protecting the public. One step closer to completely free access to guns unfettered by government. I hear this has worked out fantastically well in Somalia.


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Goddam’ Furr-iners
Texas shares two international borders[vii], and employs seemingly half of Mexico and Guatemala. However, even given this close proximity and familiarity, there is a strong and abiding fear of anything not originating in ‘Murica. Mostly it seems based on the assumptions that illegal immigrants will come steal the jobs that we’re already illicitly paying them to do.

A few of the bills are just minor shots across the federal bow. HB 180 removes completion of degree program as a resident status criteria in response to the feared Obama DREAM act and decision not to deport young people. HB 288 requires no application of foreign international law in courts that already do not apply foreign international law. HB 359 is essentially a copy of Arizona’s “Show Me Your Papers” fascist marching orders legislation.

The one that takes the cake for its nod to the tinfoil hat crowd is HB 181, which prohibits governments from making day labor centers to house illegal aliens for work. Again carrying on the proud tradition of taking a symbolic and vitriolic stand against imaginary things. I am motivated by this example to personally propose HB32 next session, a bill I will entitle the “Prevent Victoria’s Secret Models from Kidnapping Me to be Their Love Slave Act”.  

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The remaining bills don’t fit nicely into one category other than the general catch-all of Crazy. They are presented in order of crazy from “mildly deranged” to “I weep for humanity”.

HB 360 is a mostly unfunny bill that indicates schools won’t get funding if they don’t allow student organizations to discriminate based on race, gender and sexual orientation.  Because schools were just getting downright welcoming with their emphasis on “inclusion” and “diversity” and …“basic human dignity”.  

HB 773 requires students to pledge allegiance to the US flag and to the Texas flag in charter schools as well as public schools. This act is not in itself crazy, as it’s just adding the charter schools. What is odd is that this is already mandatory in public schools. Before I came to Texas, I have never lived in a state that required pledging allegiance, let alone to a state flag. Take THAT, Supremacy Clause[viii].  

HB 778 – Requires A&M and UT to play an annual football game. Not recommends, not suggests they do so out of tradition, but REQUIRES. If they refuse for any reason, they would lose the ability to give football scholarships at all to any students. Texas football is serious business, and we will have our traditional A&M and UT game even if it has to be at gunpoint. Luckily, there are at least two bills that would allow us to carry firearms on campuses, so this won’t be a problem.   

HB337 - The absolute best bill of the bunch, however is this heavy-handed bill referring to the licensure of adult-oriented businesses and display of said licensing. The hilarity comes in its inclusion of exotic dancers in its requirements. Strippers must not only be licensed by the state, which brings up the inevitable jokes about license testing procedures, but they must also display their license. At all times. ON THEIR PERSON. The conversations that will ensue about how the logistics work out (what am I supposed to attach it to?), and potential liability (client paper cuts during lap dances?) will make for the best hearings ever.

NOTES


[i] Which tends to translate solely to Christianity in Texas talk, despite growing diversity in many areas.  
[ii] i.e. comparative religion, history, etc.
[iii] One might argue that Saturnalia, Solstice, etc are a good deal more “traditional” than Hannukah or Christmas….
[iv] Though it does require they be “balanced” by having another display (not necessarily of equal prominence  reflecting another religion (read: Judaism) or secular scene.
[v] This term is being used, of course, in the sense of a metaphor for prominence, not in the context of bright in which it refers to intelligence. I cannot emphasize this enough.
[vi] Which gives a whole new meaning to Texas Hold ‘em.
[vii] According to Texans, anyway. Those borders are Mexico and the US.
[viii] In Texas history, the Supremacy Clause is depicted as Santa’s more successful brother. i.e., a mythical thing.  

Sunday, January 27, 2013

The Return of the Wrens



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Our cramped little suburban/urban lot doesn't allow space for a great deal of wildlife, even though we're very close to some large parks/open spaces. However, one of our persistent visitors are a small family of Carolina Wrens. Carolina Wrens are small, excitable little birds who often hop around with the tails held stiffly up, making them resemble nothing so much as an animated exclamation point. This is appropriate given their character.


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The wrens are also singular for the sheer volume of their call. Wrens have to have about the best Bird-to-noise ratio I know of; Tiny little bird, huge pipes. This fact is appreciated much more when they are not exercising their vocal stylings at 4 in the morning. Which is pretty much when they start, and the continue through most of the morning. Right outside our the french doors in our bedroom. The quality of mercy may not be strained, but the quality of restraint is lucky we do not own firearms.

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You might as well get up, I can do this all morning. 


Wrens are cavity nesters, so it should not have been a surprise when we found that one enterprising wren mother had built her nest in (literally, excavated into the dirt and roots) of one of our hanging baskets. The engineering on this thing was intense. She excavated a large cavern in the basket, and then constructed a woven nest in the cavern, in situ.  When the plant died and she moved on, I saved the nest, which still had one unhatched egg (a dud).

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This week we have heard a couple males whaling away at their song, so it's probably about that time again. So, having a spare hour, I built a wooden nesting box to hopefully spare my plants. The boxes are fairly easy to build, so we'll see how it goes. As excruciating as their repetitive shrill song is at 4 in the morning, it is nice to have a small piece of nature to remind us w're not in a completely sterile environment.This is the rough mock up...it will be stained or painted, and the front door will have a hinge or pivot nails (hence the gap at the top, also for ventilation). The hole still needs to be rounded out a little, but for an hour in the garage, I was pretty happy with it.

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